Thursday, May 14, 2015

Breaking Up With the NFL: It’s Not Me, It’s You



                It’s something that’s been brewing for a while now. It’s been gnawing at my conscience, like a little scratch at the back of my skull. The camel’s back was beginning to sag, and finally this past week the straw finally came along to break it.                
                Actually, it’s not just the camel’s back. The NFL is broken. It has become a cesspool of laughably misplaced priorities, an organization enabling some of the worst behaviors in society. It manufactures controversies to distract us from what we really should be outraged about and uses its monetary influence over its partners to dodge any responsibility for its actions. And I’m done. The league’s arrogance and actions have led this lifelong NFL fan to conclude I simply cannot justify giving my money and my attention to it anymore.
I should be one of your biggest fans, and for most of my life, I was.  White male, 40 (yes, a bit old for the absolute perfect demo but not far off), spends money on movies, alcohol, junk food now and then, maybe even a car if the chips fall right. I’m the kind of guy you want, but you lost me. Not because the product is bad (although there are some rules regarding receptions and reviews that are getting ridiculous), but because my conscience won’t let me be a fan anymore. I used to get up every NFL Sunday looking forward to the games. I sang the praises of Sunday Ticket and then later Redzone. I had gear of my favorite team. No more, though.
                NFL, we’re going to have to go our separate ways. It’s not me, it’s you.
                It was the Tom Brady suspension that put me over the edge. It was not because I was a Patriots fan who felt my hero was being scapegoated. It was not because I was a fan of another team who was appalled the suspension wasn’t longer. In fact, I don’t think anything involving the deflated football “controversy” matters in the least. Since the teams use their own set of footballs, and the set one quarterback uses has zero effect on the ones the opposing quarterback uses, what the hell does it matter if one wants to throw a ball more inflated than another? This should not even be a rule.
                But never mind all that. It's superfluous. The Tom Brady suspension (which will probably be reversed before the season starts) put me over the edge because of the message it sent and how it related to other issues the NFL has dealt with recently.
                Tom Brady got four games. Ray Rice originally got two. You might remember Ray. He punched his girlfriend unconscious in a hotel elevator. Two games.
                Now some NFL enablers come out and say he ended up thrown out of the NFL altogether. But that only happened when TMZ (of all organizations) got the tape and posted it on its website. So the NFL made the change and did the right thing only after it was blatantly caught trying to sweep it under the rug, so in my book the NFL does not deserve a single iota of credit for that. If the league had its way, Rice would have missed a couple of weeks and been back on the field.
                Think about that for a second: A man punched his wife and knocked her out cold, and the NFL’s idea of punishment for that was a two-week suspension. They claimed they had not seen the video, which is laughable.  The NFL security team is a pretty high powered organization with retirees from high up in other law enforcement. The Security Director is Jim Miller, who used to be the Commissioner of the Pennsylvania State Police. Are we really pretending the NFL’s resources (which would include access to the most popular league on earth as a bargaining chip) could not get hold of a videotape when the Miley and Kylie-chasing buffoons at TMZ could?
                It’s also amazing how the NFL “reporters” did not have this story. They dutifully reported lies the NFL, and specifically Roger Goodell, told about what the league knew and saw, the Ravens’ press conference, and what happened behind closed doors with Rice and his wife. These “reporters” are people like Peter King and Jay Glazer, masquerading as journalists when in truth they are the NFL and Goodell’s PR firm. They spew out “news” like which backup tight end is out with a pulled hamstring but can’t be bothered to investigate a story about a man beating his wife and the league trying to minimize its impact on his playing time to preserve itself. When actual journalists got on the case from the New York Times, they ripped the NFL’s story to shreds in mere days. Where were “journalists” such as King and Glazer then? They were exposed as the carnival barkers they really are.
                There has been a rash of incidents involving NFL players being violent toward women and children. Adrian Peterson beat his child until he had bleeding welts. Other wife and girlfriend-beaters served token suspensions and were re-signed to big contracts. After all this, they decide some ridiculous “kind of deflated” football controversy is TWICE as bad (four games) as brutally assaulting your fiancĂ©e. Twice as bad.
                Remember that next time you go to buy a pink jersey for your wife or daughter.
                Despite all this, the NFL had record viewership for the Super Bowl this year. I know. They seem unstoppable. It seems as if nothing can touch them. It seems they can go on ignoring these issues and blowing up phony controversies to distract us and the TV networks desperate to hold on to their good favor will continue to act as their mouthpiece while faking objectivity. But at one point baseball seems unassailable as the top sport in the country. Horse racing and boxing used to round out the top three. Things change. The NFL might keep on this path of arrogance and one day people will become fed up with the league’s minimization of domestic violence as an issue. Maybe people will wake up to the fact the NFL is creating a larger and larger group of former players with severe health issues and brain injuries while at the same time doing everything it can to stiff those former players on post-career benefits. Maybe someday people will realize going to NFL games in person is a rotten experience, full of price-gouging antics, unpleasant and sometimes violent drunks in the stands reveling in the league’s beer culture and slowly find other things to do. Maybe someday people will just get tired of being treated like walking wallets with no brains.
                Trends move faster than ever now. TV shows on cable are hot for a few years and then fade out faster than ever (at one point in just the last ten years alone “Trading Spaces,” “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and “The Osbournes” were considered cultural phenomenons that are now history). When people decide to move on, they move on faster than ever. The NFL seems invincible now, but horse racing thought so too at one time. 
                Tom Brady was suspended for four games for “conduct detrimental to the integrity of the league.” There is another reason it makes no sense. You can’t be detrimental to the integrity of a league that clearly has no integrity.

                NFL, we’re done. It’s not me, it’s you.